Attention! 2012 Government Programs_to Save the Economy. Must See.mp4

Attention! 2012 Government Programs_to Save the Economy. Must See.mp4 2.52 min. | 0 user rating | views OriUploaded by SafeArmsReview on Oct 30, 2011 Great News! The US Government has come up with a radical plan to avert the financial crisis... Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEDcan apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTEDwill be reviewed under the SCREWprogram (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPEDonce, SHAFTEDtwice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Persons who havebeenRAPEDcould get AIDS(Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES(Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDSor HERPESwill not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPEDand are staying on will receive as much SHIT(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHITyou can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (EVIL) PS â€" Due to recent ... More information